Forget makeup tricks and plastic surgery! Simply choosing the right accessories can take years off and maybe even make you look like a better person!
Worried about crows feet around the old peepers?
Grab a skateboard! You don’t have to know how it works, just by always holding a skateboard, you’ll look ten to twenty years younger!
Want to fit in with moms?
Carry a bottle of breast milk around. It’s an automatic convo starter! “Oh you’re a mom?” “Why yes I am! Now who wants to gossip?”
Don’t want to lie about being a mom? Get a dog.
A dog lie is way less of a commitment than a baby lie, borrow a dog from a dog park and walk it around for the day. People will be drawn to you because they think you’re a person who cares about animals. (Bonus if you tell them you rescued it!)
Want to seem smarter than you already are?
A good pair of glasses might do the trick, but a single monocle will make a bold statement. Worried you might look too Winona Ryder from “Heathers?” Instead of the eye-wear, go for carrying a microscope. Everyone will assume you’re a scientist in the know and on the go!
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Wondering how to pull off a Zooey Deschanel look? Try always holding an insect net. People will notice your fairy-like personality from a mile a way!
All of us can use a new do every now and then, the important thing to remember is; never look ugly or old or boring or dumb. Good luck!