I have to take a drug test today. I’m waiting on the fedex person to drop off everything. I feel like a secret agent except that in my movie I will be in high speed chases to pee in a cup, not kill a man.

The drug test is also weird because I’ve never had to take one. With my Catholic guilt I of course automatically searched to see what shows up in tests. I thought, what about second hand smoke? Does that show up? If so then I’m screwed -living in LA where everyone smokes and has a right to.  I stopped smoking because it made me eat and I started gaining weight. Now I just gain weight from my natural appetite-I love food, I don’t need any drugs or alcohol as long as I have corn nuts or chocolate. I wonder if they can tell from my pee that I eat a lot of chocolate?